Thursday, November 26, 2009

WEIGHTY PETTING

So someone has already liked it and posted his valuable comment on it too and the other one became the follower….wow great achievement honey-bunny (if only I could pat on my back!!)..! So guys I am now thinking about giving you some different taRkas….and here they are…’chhapang’!



So guys how many pets do you have?? 1, 2...or more than these... (I hope u guys are not managing some zoos :p !!)? Yes I do possess one too…the cutest, sweetest, humblest, the most appealing, most talented, and the most versatile pet one could have and that’s my NOKIA 3600C…yes yes I know what u gonna tell…yup you people do have too…some have Samsung…some call them Hallo Moto…some prefer LG and bla bla bla! But lemmie know…how often do you feel like having a pet when you use your all-rounder care-taker? Well I always feel it! I start sensing it when it begins to bark with a road-side Romeo voice to filch my heart and trance together and make me return to this wild world safe and sound (oh how romantic!!). The morning table feels me with some warm ecstasies and my pretty pet starts being catty and keeps meowing with its affectionate vibrations in mode of some ‘good morning’ messages. HOW FUNNY! Well…as morning shows the day my sweetheart continues following me…and the poor ‘I’ never gets the chance to escape… :(

So its afternoon and my darling now wants me to feed it…wow a thin-long-black pipe to dish up the food…how exciting!! And see how it’s devouring…peep peep peep…beep beep beep…oh seems the stomach is full! And now its time to have some nap honey…so it calls off the calls and begs me to let it have a SILENT SIESTA…thank Gawd I got a break too! So guys I start doing my own work…yes my own work! But how could I ponder on…as my eyes keep rolling over my sleeping beauty! It was sleeping…but I was restless…


During the evening my life runs like a mail train…some works are boarding on…some are depleting. SS (it’s the ellipsis of ‘Support System’ which is my pet’s ‘pet-name’…sorry guys I forgot to mention it before) keeps howling…barking…ridging…whistling…growling…and busy ‘I’ just dart with my works and the hanky-panky of SS…sometimes giggling with it…sometimes tickling it out and sometimes just listening to what its telling!

The twilight welcomes the night gently and SS becomes tired-drained out and of course famished…it was conveying its fatigue by flashing dimly. But I didn’t notice it somehow…I was too busy satisfying my own appetite. I enter my room, took the bed and engrossed in a book blissfully. It was mid night…all of a sudden I realized that SS is hushed, so unlikely…I just dived over my table and found my pet sleeping completely off! How cruel I am…then I provided with its food pipe…it was having its meal…the much delayed meal…SILENTLY!



Monday, November 23, 2009

Phata Pajama

Of late I am suffering from Inquisitive Pokomania (guys don’t dare to ask me the meaning…just read on okay!!) and the jabs are as follows:



My Curiosity Course No.1:
Heroes of the ‘bollywood filums’ are getting new and unusual jobs. Remember Ranbir Kapoor in Bachna Aay Hasinon…he was a game software developer; Abhishek Bacchan in Dostana...Was a male nurse!! Oh how extraordinarily they first broke the wall of their Colleges and then poked into their Daddy darlings’ wallets to increase the numbers of Indian Multimillionaires! Bored boys then decided to do something unusual. Well that’s fascinating indeed! So the brave boys are coming forward (noh noh...no Punjab Electricity Board clerk is living behind)!

My Curiosity Course No.2:
Shilpa Shetty’s Big-Fat-wedding proves that Marriage is the Last Option while ‘off the bench’! And getting engrossed in the Cricket might be the 2nd last…aah ha! Mrs. Rai Bacchan...doya have anything to say...I mean Crick...Crick...Cricket Team...watsay??

My Curiosity Course No.3:
SACHIN…the new avatar of ‘Bolo Bharat Mata ki Jai…’! So the perfect gentle man and the powerhouse of Indian Cricket has come to bat for The Nation and guess what (sorry guys no prize for guessing here!) the bowler is none other than Thacker sa’ab! The stadium is brimming with the noise-makers and the common public is still in dilemma whether it’s a test match or just a 20-20 (one days are obsolete in the Great Indian Tamasha Show...dont you know?)!