Rajnaikant…the name says it all! From the macho bollywood mastan to a much adorable Robot or a outrageous deccan Shivaji…he sweeps the dust from all the zone to just harbinger himself as the Mater of the Masters…a true SUPERHERO without wearing his undie over the pants!! Here is a jokes-collection which may seem to be somewhat cliché but some are really funny and clean-cut. I am not that much into Rajni-jokes as I find them typically HIM…but then listening to these trite gags sometimes debugs the bromides in me! For the pure fun…please read on…
If the great Rajni would have been born in India about 150 years back...........then Britishers would have fought for independence.
Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
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| The genius as an Engineer!! |
Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!
Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!
Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’ !!
When GOD is shocked he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikaant!”
Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!!
The world is not ending in 2012…. Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty!!
Rajnikanths nxt project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.
Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land.
1000 yrs from now……..robots will make movie named “Rajanikant”
Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as “Guiness book of world RECORDS”.
Once Rajnikant taught a kid how to open a door without ringing the bell. Today that child is known as CID inspector DAYA.
Once Rajnikant lost his Wallet. Since then The World is Facing Recession
Two ghosts were talking.. One consoled other “Don’t fear brother.. there is nothing like Rajnikant”
Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
"I'm Feeling Lucky" !
The ice age ended when Rajnikant lost his cool.
Rajnikant knows Victoria's secret.
One day Rajnikant had some stomach problem, that day we witnessed Bhopal Gas Tragedy.
When you search Rajini in google, what does google say?
"I'm Feeling Lucky" !
"I'm Feeling Lucky" !
Rajanikanth can kick a man in his soul.
Rajanikath can cough, sneeze and laugh "all at the same time".
Once Rajnikant was on the hot seat of KBC....
And the computer needed lifeline to choose the question. Mind it!
And the computer needed lifeline to choose the question. Mind it!
Time waits for no one, except, Rajni.
There is no such thing as Evolution; it’s just a list of the creature Rajni allowed to live!
Rajnikant can be dived by ZERO!
Rajni can judge a book by it’s cover!
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Rajni can Delete the Recycle Bin!
Rajnikant has counted the Infinity, twice!
Chuck Norris once met Rajnikant; the RESULT: He was reduced to a joke on the internet!
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until
Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes
the element of surprise.
the element of surprise.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives
in Chennai.
in Chennai.
Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs
of life there.
of life there.
Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good "or else". The
result? Mother Teresa.
result? Mother Teresa.
The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do
it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
Rajinikant can lick his elbows.
Rajinikanth's brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury's.
Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to
the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered
Rajinikant"
the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered
Rajinikant"
Once Rajni was practicing spelling; the scrap shits are now known as the Oxford Dictionary!
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling
cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating
pain, the cobra died.
pain, the cobra died.
Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs
an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide
the reaction.
Rajnikanth's email address is gmail@rajnikanth.com
Even Ghajni remembers Rajni !!!
The day ROBOT was released, Rajnikanth gave Times of India a rating of 4 stars.
While playing once rajnikanth said "statue" to a girl..now its know as "Statue of Liberty (Rajni forgot to tell her that he was just playing)!!
When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on.... he turns the dark off.
Rajnikanth can write into A READ ONLY FILE.
Rajnikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up. So don't bother…
Disclaimer:
The following article does not mean to harm the feelings or sentiments of neither Rajnikant nor his huge fan following across the globe. On other hand few of these can turn out to be innovative ideas for his upcoming releases!
The following article does not mean to harm the feelings or sentiments of neither Rajnikant nor his huge fan following across the globe. On other hand few of these can turn out to be innovative ideas for his upcoming releases!
NB: Rajnikant is ill and now off to Singapore for further treatment; We just hope he may prove his super-natural yet humbly human power to be true this time and the time to come...Get well soon the Master!!
